when you correct the teacher
Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people.
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
(Source: telapathetic, via queenoria)
Me when I have kids
this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen, omg.
(Source: shaeried, via further-aw4y)